What is your most interesting / funny oral sex story?

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"I was going down on this guy and when he "finished" i looked up at him and he gave me the cheeziest thumbs up!."

"A gal I see was having a get together with the girls for wine and cheese.  I came over afterward and she was pretty buzzed.  Let's just say during the act, I ended up having wine and bruschetta on me. She was embarrassed.  Said sorry.  Cleaned it off.  And continued.  It was hot because she was so into the fellatio, she didn't care...nor did I. I still see her years later."

"It was one my first times going down on a guy.  When he "finished", I had spit it out into the empty water glass next to the bed.  He got up, saw it and said 'You won't drink my 'stuff'?  You won't drink my 'stuff'? I'll drink my 'stuff'!'  He then took it down like it was a shot of booze.  We didn't speak for years!"

"I was 13, with my first "girlfriend" and leaving for the summer to stay with my father. My girlfriend and I spent our last day at the beach (at the end of summer we were both going to different high schools, so this was essentially our breakup and we both knew it). She said she had a surprise for me, and we walked up on top of the bluff above the beach where it was private, or so we thought. Somehow she ended up giving me a blow job right there in the middle of the dirt path overlooking the beach. i was on my back, as she went at it and all of the sudden four adult hikers appeared directly above me... my gal was mortified and just stayed there hiding under her hair while I blushed as they literally had to step over me to get past us on the path. hilarious..."


"I was giving oral sex to a guy and out of the blue he slapped my face, really hard. I stopped and looked at him and he asked if I liked it. I said not really and went back to giving him head and about minute later he did it again and said, yea I know you like that. So I got up and left."


"Getting pulled over by police while receiving 'it'."


"It was really before I had any real experience in the oral sex department since I had only tried it once or twice. I was in junior high but someone had a fake ID so we scored a few two liter California Coolers. Not only was I unexperienced at oral sex, but I was also a new comer to alcohol. It didn't take much time to pass before me and my friends were all pretty tipsy and acting silly. The boys thought it would be a good idea to get us home or near by at least so that we could 'park.' We left quickly and piled into the small sports car. I immediately wasn't feeling so well and tried to roll down the window and get some fresh air. My date however had different ideas and pulled his wanker out of his pants and pulled me closer to him for easy access. I was really not feeling well and tried to stand my ground and mumble some kind of thanks but no thanks. My refusal was met by a more insistent man handling on his part. He tried to change the placement of my head and face so that it was directly over his bare crotch. This movement caused me to panic and with that panic came a sudden urge that could not be helped. I projectile vomited all over his quivering little penis. That's it, the end. I wonder how he remembers it?"


"I was performing oral sex on my girlfriend and she fell asleep!!"


"Was sucking my bf's {penis} in the back seat of a friend's convertible, with the top down, after a night out at the bar... we were driving through the La Posta drive-thru and all the employees lined up at the window to watch as we were driving through to pick up our food. (total short version)"


"Once gave a blow job in the back of a movie theater while watching the Spice Girls movie. The theater was pretty much empty and we were in the back. i spat the present on the floor. Ghetto"


"As far as interesting places I would have to say the drive thru car wash. As far as funny situation: I have TMJ, so after his climax, my mouth got stuck out of place since my mouth was opened so long.  My boyfriend had to help me realign my jaw."


"I was receiving the best oral of my life when my partner started gagging, took her mouth off of me, and spit in her hands. I asked "what's wrong?" Then she asked me "why didn't you tell me?" So I asked "tell you what?" and she said "that you were going to {orgasm}." I told her that I didn't, but she insisted that I did. Is it possible to {finish} and not even know it? To this day I'm still not sure what happened."

    

   Sugar: I have a friend who studies every aspect of human sexuality, the mind and everything on so many levels.  A quick text to him and he said it is possible.  He didn't  elaborate. He's short like that....but very knowledgeable.

"in a shower with two boys who managed to stay faaarrrr away from each other, one {penis} in hand, one in mouth~ it was innocent i swear."



 

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